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10knotes: truebluemeandyou “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”- Tina Fey Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Yes.
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truebluemeandyou

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”

- Tina Fey

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Yes.

“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”

This is too cute.

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till—im—made—of—stone:

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gemesimo:

fuckinstoned:

electrobean:

tyleroakley:

Sometimes, people don’t suck.

She’s a keeper.

God i want to just scoop her up and run into the forrest with her.

I love this girl oh my goodness.

TEARS.

EVERYWHERE.

OH MY GOD.

Wow. I so needed to see this today. Awesome.

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