“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.
The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”
- Tina Fey
Bill Clinton in nominating Barack Obama
Bill Clinton flirting with Michelle Obama
and also Barack Obama
damnit Bill we can’t take you anywhere
Cathy Middleton is my pen name.
Reason #318 why I lost faith in humanity.
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
This is too cute.
This is my JAM!
Sometimes, people don’t suck.
She’s a keeper.
God i want to just scoop her up and run into the forrest with her.
I love this girl oh my goodness.
OH MY GOD.
Wow. I so needed to see this today. Awesome.
Blake Griffin says his knee is almost 100% (by losangelestimes)
Reporters need to start asking better questions for the love of fucking god.
Hire me LA Times, that broad is tired.